Posted on October 28, 2024October 28, 2024Pun of the Day: A Witch’s Favorite Spread Q: What do witches put on bagels?A: Scream cheese! When witches need a little breakfast magic, they go for bagels with scream cheese! It’s not just creamy—it’s terrified. With a blob-like personality and a fear of being spread too thin, this cheese definitely isn’t having a relaxing morning.