Q: What do you call a pachyderm with a runny nose?
A: A sick-o-phant!
Pun of the Day: Snake Charmer
Q: Why did the smuggler wear baggy pants?
A: He needed to make room for his snake-charmer act!
Check out these unbelievable stories about real-life snake smuggling:
- Snakes On A Plane: Airport Customs Find 22 Serpents Hidden In Passenger’s Luggage From Malaysia
- Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his trousers
- Snakes On A Plane? A Bizarre Smuggle Attempt Stopped By TSA In Miami
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Q: Why did the geologist always feel at home in Vancouver?
A: Because the city rocks!
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Q: Why did the couple celebrate their wedding anniversary at the Space Needle?
A: Because their love reached new heights!
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Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two-tired!
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Pun of the Day: Fireworks Fun
Q: Why did the firework go to school?
A: Because it wanted to be a little brighter!